I was about to leave the game room for my history class when Foster asked me if I had any Tylenol on me. I told him, "No, sorry." He responded by saying, "Wow, you said 'sorry'... I didn't think that was in your vocabulary." His comment received a few chuckles from the people sitting/standing around us. Thanks to my quick wittedness, I was able to think of a response within a few milliseconds. I said, "Fuck you, asshole." After saying this, I asked him, "There, is that better?" to which he responded, "Yeah," and everyone laughed. Fwah Fwah Fwah! His attempt to out sarcasm me failed miserably! I am the champion!
I also got his sister, Kristen, to cheer for the pool balls, instead of Sam or Foster, with me. It was wonderful. I even got her to say "rape"... just by saying that I hadn't managed to get anyone to say it. Another wonderful thing happened. We both said "Ha ha" in stereo when Foster missed a shot. It was awesome. I have corrupted someone... and it didn't even take that long! YES!!!! Now I just have to get someone to say "Wot wot wot!" and I will be able to retire... well, I probably won't retire, cuz corrupting other people is so much fun!
2 comments:
What are you talking about!?!?!? It doesn't take a few seconds to think of the phrase "Fuck you asshole" that just comes out without thinking about it. You need a better response.
I'm still waiting to corrupt someone. I can get them to say rape and skank, but no wot wot's yet. Only a matter of time. I need to get them to play halo or kotor. Stupid non nerd kids that don't play video games.
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