So, I go to campus today and I only have 7 husbands and 8 wives...when I leave campus, I have another husband, who apparently is also my son, and I have a son. That was interesting...I don't know if I want those guys calling me "Mommy"...especially not Kyle... awkward!
I would also just like to say that guys are completely oblivious to pretty much anything going on around them...at least, almost every guy I know. Today, Jake said to me "Brittany's (the one from college, not "The Onion") kinda upset because she thinks I like you" or something to that effect, but you get the point. I already knew she thought that..and not because she told me, which she had to do for him, but because I can actually read people! And I can tell that when girls (most girls, anyways) act all mopey and depressed, it's usually because they're upset about a guy, so I knew she thinks he likes me before he did because I'm a girl and I can tell these things (stupid DRAMA!!!!). Now, the question is whether or not he does, in fact, like me. If he doesn't, then I guess it's been a really long time since I was capable of reading the signs and signals that guys give...which could very well be...except for the fact that Christa is noticing it, too...and obviously Brittany (again, not "The Onion") is.
I'm so confused...We need a bar and some cry in your beer music to settle these kinds of problems.
ReplyDeleteYou could ask but he probably won't answer because he's a pussy and he doesn't have any balls (which is largely our fault, but I don't think he would have had them anyways). I don't know...guys are so dumb.
ReplyDeleteIDK...I mean, everyone used to say that Jake had a thing for me and we all know that's not true, I think he's kinda like that with his closer friends. I mean, when he liked Mandy, he wasn't flirty with her like he was with me at that time. IDK, that doesn't seem right, but I'm not around so I wouldn't know, lol.
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