Devirginization

So, the devirginization didn't go as smoothly as I would like...we couldn't go all the way... we kept getting interrupted. The attention would be there one minute, and then someone would say something, and poof, there it goes. I guess Jake just wasn't "into it" tonight, which is sad because it's the closest thing to a wedding night that he's ever going to get. I had problems getting my arm to raise up very high today. Note to self, don't play tennis before planing to devirginize anyone...takes away some of the fun. And I forgot my lighter! I can't believe that...not like I'd be able to lift it in the air anyways. I just couldn't get it up today. ;p

What happened to courting?

So, I'm in the game room today, right, and me and some friends are talking about our plans and stuff for tomorrow night and how we're going to devirginize Jake because he's never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show and all that. And someone said that he would finally be getting his wedding night or whatever, but then Sam pointed out that she wasn't gonna be there and that he wasn't married to me so he wouldn't get his wedding night after all. Then, he grabbed my hand and shoved his clover ring on my ring finger and was like "There." What happened to dating first? Seriously... where did it go? ;p

I can't believe they have them!

Hokay, so, I was looking for pictures of pretty much a really random thing, unless you're in my D&D group, or you're one of the friends we've explained this to. I just typed in my "key words," not really expecting to find anything good...and in the results were two of the most amazing pictures I've ever seen!

Big Balls

I was just listening to a fabulous song and I decided that my blog needed the lyrics for said song on it, so here they are. ;p

Big Balls

Well I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

Oh I've got big balls
repeat

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

Oh I've got big balls
repeat

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker

Yay for insanity

Hokay, so, I think I'm losing my mind. The phrase "not Katy's flub flub kitty" made me laugh almost histerically, for no apparent reason. I mean, it was amazing, I just think I'm going insane now. Maybe it's the chlorine in my eyes?...it burnses me. Or maybe it's my Pepsi bubbles talking to me. They tell me to do bad things...but, I love them. I'm down to my last one, so hopefully I'll be able to recover some of my sanity and not try and kill Jake on Valentine's Day, even though he really deserves it...and the fact that Jess wants him to live makes me want to do it even more! ;p

Weather Report

Well...this morning was fun. *sarcasm* Not only did it snow pretty much all night, but it was snowing when I went out to my car this morning to start it. If I could have started my car at 7:10 this morning, I probably wouldn't have been a little late for my first class this morning. What kept me from starting my car when I went outside to do that very thing? My car door, that's what. It was frozen shut!...both of them were! When I came inside to ask mom if we had any de-icer spray stuff, she woke Dad up and sent him out to help me (we didn't have any of the de-icer). When I went back outside, all he had done was clear the snow off the car...that wasn't my problem! I know how to do that part! I just couldn't get my freaking doors open. Luckily, when I was inside the house, I got the bright idea to get some warm water..so I brought that outside with me and poured it around the seam of my driver door...guess what..the door opened. After I had poured the water on the door, my dad casually mentions that my window could crack from the water...thankfully it wasn't that hot. I couldn't have dealt with a broken window this morning!
So, I start my car and let it warm up and I run around back and steal one of the scrapers out of Mom's van (since she thinks she needs two in there) and I start to scrape my windshield and all that. I finally get moving and I turn down Pine St. (or it might be Rd..I don't really care) and my car decides that it can't handle that turn, so my right wheel slides into the curb on the right side of the road. Well, that pushes my car off to the left, and it decides to go up a little hill, and almost into someone's side yard. I love snow...*STAB* Thankfully there was a sidewalk separating the little hill thingy that I was on from that of the person's yard, so I didn't run over anything of theirs. I just hope that it's not supposed to snow again tonight. I don't want another morning like that!

Pool

So, I was playing pool today in the game room on campus, and I think that I've gotten a lot better since the last time I played. Either that or I just got in some really, really lucky shots today (it's probably the luck thing). I had fun..and I won a game of cut-throat...which is supposed to have three people, but we had four, so it was a little awkward, but I still WON! I lost the next game, which had only three players.
I was also raped by a pool stick somewhere between when I started playing and before the second game was over. Before he succeeded in the rape, he smacked me in the elbow...real smooth, huh? ;p It hurt, but I didn't really say anything because I got him in the arm earlier. He tried to give me a hug, but I ran away from him...and he chased me almost the whole way around the table..that was interesting. He finally gave up when I pushed Mike (you guys don't know him) in front of me. :)
Speaking of pool..I also went swimming today...and now both of my eyes hurt. Before I went to the pool, my right eye felt like it was bruised, like someone had poked me right in the side of my eye...it's a weird feeling, and it's hard to describe, but hanyways. Since I swim with my eyes open, now both of my eyes hurt a little, but my right one still hurts more.

Trip to Columbus

I would have to say that my first time driving to Columbus was a success...even though there were a few misunderstandings with the directions, and a few wrong turns. I had a great time while I was there...and I have to say, I don't think I'm going to need any exercise for the next month! ;p
"You can't go that way on 4th!" :)
And, let me just say that I was extremely grateful for all the drunks in the bars early Sunday morning...I'm so glad the cops were being kept occupied by those guys!

Duct Tape

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

Yay for long weekends!

So, this weekend is a three-day weekend. I'm going to Columbus tomorrow with some friends to see some friends. Hopefully the weather is good tomorrow, because, apparently my mom isn't going to let me go if there's freezing rain...so hopefully, there isn't any! And hopefully we can squeeze lots of fun stuff in while we're there. :) I know that we're going to make a trip to the mall while we're there because Christa's never really been to a real mall before. Other than the mall thing, I'm not really sure what we'll be doing, but I do know we're going to the mall! So, Jess and Britt...you'd better pray for some good weather, or else we can't come...unless Kate drives, but I don't know if she wants to do that. ;p

Whip It

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good

Craving...

Hokay..so me, Tabby, and D were over at Kate's house today (actually tonight, but whatever) and we were watching "Dead Like Me" and there was this long line of waffle makers in one of the scenes and, after seeing all those waffle makers, I decided that I was really craving a chocolate chip pancake (one of the kid's ones..not the adult order, cuz 3 chocolate chip pancakes are just too much for me!...plus, they don't have the cute whipped cream face that the little kiddie ones do) from IHOP. I think that me, Tabby and D were actually almost planning to go to IHOP and get some food before we had to go home (Kate wasn't gonna go cuz she was going over to her cousins), but then Tabby's mom called and said she needed to come home...so, our almost plans were foiled. Kate suggested that I go to Wal-Mart, buy a bag of chocolate chips and make my own pancakes, but I decided that was too much effort for like 2 pancakes...so, maybe someday soon I'll have to make up a batch and I can take some to Kate and Tabby, cuz I definately can't eat a whole batch by myself (I mean, I could if I stuck them in the fridge and had one for breakfast for the next 5 days or whatever, but they're just not as wonderful reheated...don't get me wrong, they're still wonderful, just not AS wonderful). So, the next time we're supposed to get together, I think I might make some chocolate chip pancakes and bring them along with me. :)

Could be worse

So, today I had all my classes. Theatre wasn't too bad..yet. I'm really not liking the whole 8 in the morning thing, but oh well...it could be worse. My professor is Russian and her name is Maria Ignatieva...have fun pronouncing that one. :) I can't understand what she's saying when she turns her head away from me...it sucks..I pretty much only heard about half of what she said this morning because she kept looking towards the TV. And, thankfully, I won't have to act anything out in this class. I don't mind acting, but I think I would really suck at it at 8 am, thanks.
I had Sociology yesterday, which wasn't that bad, and today all we did was take notes and have lecture, which wasn't too bad. This is only the first week of class and the prof already cancelled class for tomorrow. I'm not complaining..I just think it's pretty funny. I'm not sure what his reasoning is behind cancelling..it's probably a family thing, or whatever..I don't know, I didn't ask. So, Soc was the only class I would have tomorrow. I wasn't going to go up to campus tomorrow, but I told Sam that I would read through some article we got in that class so we can discuss it and hopefully, between the two of us, understand something in there. ;) So, I'm going to be doing that, and returning a book that I thought I needed for my HDFS course, but I was mistaken.
And that brings me to my HDFS course, which is Introduction to Child Development (don't ask me what the letters stand for, because I have no freaking idea!). I really don't know what to think about that class yet..but my prof seems pretty cool. She's Korean and her name is Young Ah Lee...pretty interesting name, huh? And she doesn't want us to call her Professor Lee or anything like that..she insisted that we call her Young Ah. But hanyways, she's Korean and so she's accustomed to being asked a bunch of personal questions (apparently in her villiage in Korean they had a public bath, where every person in that villiage bathed together, so everyone pretty much knew everything about everyone..there wasn't much privacy). So she asked us if we had any questions for her about her, and then she told us about the public bath and everyone was kindof disturbed by the idea, but whatever. Hanyways. She seems pretty cool and easy-going...and hopefully she's not a tough grader. ;)

Not too bad

So, my one class today wasn't that bad. But, it was like a Wapak kid reunion. There were about 5 people besides me that either graduated with me or graduated a couple years before me. It was really weird to see them all there, and we all sat together, so there was a section of just Wapak. It was pretty funny. At least there are some people in that class that I know. Hopefully I'll have someone to talk to in my other classes, but I highly doubt that. ;)

Tomorrow is my long day. I have three classes...one at 8 (theatre), one at 10:20 (sociology) and one at 1:30 (HDFS). I'll be done by 3:30 tomorrow, and hopefully I won't have too much homework. *stab* I hope theatre doesn't involve too much acting, because I wouldn't want to be graded on my acting abilities. ;) I don't really know what to expect with my HDFS course. It's about child development, so it should be an interesting class...hopefully, considering that's pretty much my major.. kids. :)

I really don't want to get up at 6ish tomorrow morning..that's just too damn early to function, and I have to drive to campus..woohoo. *stab* I guess I'm going to be bringing a Mountain Dew Code Red with me tomorrow. YAY for Mountain Dew. *pets the can* ;)

Class...*stab*

Ok, so classes start up again tomorrow, and I really don't want to go back! I was having so much fun being a bum and not having to worry about reading and typing papers for class (because college makes reading suck ass!) and I was enjoying seeing my friends. Now, everyone leaves for another city or they'll be really busy with school and work and I won't get to see anyone much. I don't wanna go back to that! I liked seeing everyone!
I am almost definately going down to Columbus on MLK weekend, though..unless there's a blizzard or something. ;) And, I'm thinking the odds for that are pretty slim. I have to take Christa to one of the malls if she comes with me...she's never been to a real mall before. *gasp* So, the mall virgin is gonna get raped while I'm down there. ;) And we'll have to take some more pics while we're there, too. If I can ever get my little camera to work, I'll bring that..but I'll probably be denied, as always.