Rapage is not a real word, but it should be!

Well, me and Katy went and raped Tabby in Madam's room today, cuz it's her birthday and all. I think we embarrassed her... it was great. We had Madam play the birthday song and we all sang to her... :) It was fun. We threw a nice, colorful F-bomb into her locker (that's for you, Onion). We also went down to lunch with her where Katy and I had the opportunity to rape Michael. That was lots of fun, too. By the way everyone, it's official... I'm married to my brother. Katy decided that she adopted Michael today at lunch. In case you guys are wondering, he's the baby from Johnny Depp that she's been pregnant with for..forever now. She now has to go out and get pregnant again so she can have her birth control back. (Katy believes that if she gets pregnant by someone that she can go have as much sex as she wants without having to worry about getting pregnant again, cuz it can't happen while you're pregnant to begin with.. though I think it would be funny if she ended up having like 12 babies from 12 different daddies!) So yeah... I'm married to my brother.. way to go me! Next thing I know I'll be having his baby.. if I'm not pregnant already...doy de doy. I'm such a slut... just like Mommy dearest! *wonders who Katy will rape for her next baby..?*
So, my family is getting really big. If Mommy doesn't stop sleeping around so much, we're gonna run out of branches on our family tree! Sooner or later, she'll run out of non-related people to rape and she'll have no choice but to rape her children.. oh wait.. she does that already! Watch your back, Michael! ;)