You know that you've been playing D&D too much when...

It just occurred to me that I might be spending too much time playing, or thinking about playing, Dungeons and Dragons. This thought occurs when I think about something completely normal, like me throwing something at my brother for being dumb... the unnormal thing is when I want to tell him to roll a d6 to see if I actually hit him. It's really hilarious if you think about it.

My friends and I get together at least once a week for a few hours, and we roleplay. It seems harmless from the outside, but, on the inside, we're all being corrupted. I'm not the only one who wants to roll a certain dice when they are attempting to do something... a few of my friends have told me they do the same thing.

Something happened today that I thought was really funny. Tabby and I went swimming, and we were talking about what had happened in the roleplay when she left, and I was telling her about something the vampire did, so I guess that I had vamps on the brain. Anyways... we started talking about how there was only one lifeguard on duty, which was weird because there are usually two or three when I have been there, and I was commenting on them watching people. I was trying to say that I don't like it when the lifeguards watch me, but, instead, I said I didn't like vampires watching me. I felt so dumb... I knew what I wanted to say, it was in my head, but I said vampires.... I can't believe it. We both cracked up laughing, though, which was fun... at least she thought it was funny, too.

I don't know if it's a good thing, but my D&D friends tend to get on the same brainwaves, which, if you know my friends, is probably not a good thing. That's what really makes me wonder if we're spending too much time together. ;)