Saturday night

The Plaughers came to my party on Saturday! It was wonderful to see them again! I miss my Plaughers. (and yes, Jess, they're my Plaughers) They're my Plaughers because Mommy adopted Sarah, so now she's my sister, so HA!
And Onion-face came back from college and we got to rape her, just like the old days! *poke her in the side* And me, Katy, Brittany, Christa and Cody all hung out, and we had a few Smirnoffs and stuff... it was fun.
The worst part about the evening was having to babysit Matt and make sure that he didn't die. There for about an hour I had to keep going into the bathroom and checking on him about every 15 minutes or so, and make sure he wasn't choking on his vomit. It wasn't fun. But, we still managed to have fun, despite that.
We should all get together again soon and hang out. I miss hanging out. Maybe next time we can actually get everyone together. Maybe when the kids in Columbus are back for Thanksgiving or something? It'll be fun.

This is for you, Katy!

It's that chocolatey-coated icecream loaded big and thick, no room for a stick. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Well... we all know the kinds of things that Katy will do for crack (by the way, she's a crackwhore, in case you didn't know), so I can imagine the kinds of things she might do for a Klondike Bar... especially since it's "big and thick" and we all know Katy loves things like that! :) I love you, Mommy!
P.S. Hey Mommy! Fuck the cloud! *said in funny voice that makes you crack up laughing* :)
P.S.S For all of you who don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, call me or something and I will be glad to explain it to you... as long as I can remember what exactly I'm talking about, that is.

That was awesome!

Ok. My cousin, Eric, is visiting us... he came from college. Anyways. We were sitting on the couch in the living room, Mom was on the loveseat and Nick was on the couch, too. He was trying to poke me in the side, or do something to pick on me cuz that's what he does, and I was shoving his hand away and he must have noticed my wedding ring. He grabbed my hand and said something like "She's already engaged?" Well, I had to set him straight, cuz, after all, I'm not engaged, I'm married. So, I pull my hand back and I say "No, I'm married." Apparently Nick heard this and he was lying on the couch at the time. He shoots up into a sitting position and gives me this shocked expression... almost a gasp, but not quite. I guess he thought I was really married and hadn't told him about it and he was wondering when it had happened.. you know, one of those situations. Anyways. After seeing the look on his face, I was laughing too hard to explain to him about me being married. Everyone in the room was laughing there ass off... it was wonderful. It's really hard to explain his look of surprise... I'd have to show you for you to get the whole effect. But, it was awesome!

There... is that better?

I was about to leave the game room for my history class when Foster asked me if I had any Tylenol on me. I told him, "No, sorry." He responded by saying, "Wow, you said 'sorry'... I didn't think that was in your vocabulary." His comment received a few chuckles from the people sitting/standing around us. Thanks to my quick wittedness, I was able to think of a response within a few milliseconds. I said, "Fuck you, asshole." After saying this, I asked him, "There, is that better?" to which he responded, "Yeah," and everyone laughed. Fwah Fwah Fwah! His attempt to out sarcasm me failed miserably! I am the champion!
I also got his sister, Kristen, to cheer for the pool balls, instead of Sam or Foster, with me. It was wonderful. I even got her to say "rape"... just by saying that I hadn't managed to get anyone to say it. Another wonderful thing happened. We both said "Ha ha" in stereo when Foster missed a shot. It was awesome. I have corrupted someone... and it didn't even take that long! YES!!!! Now I just have to get someone to say "Wot wot wot!" and I will be able to retire... well, I probably won't retire, cuz corrupting other people is so much fun!

You're having a baby?

Last night, I decided that I should bring the baby blanket that I'm crocheting for my friend to college with me today so I could work on it and bring myself closer to finishing it... cuz her baby will be 1 in March... so I need to start working on it! Anyways... I got to the campus around 10:20 and I went to the Game Room and I had to "study" for my English grammar quiz that I would have at 11:30. After I finished "studying," I pulled out the blanket and started working on it. A few people commented on the blanket, but I don't remember what they said. Everyone went back to their conversations after about a minute, and I continued working on the blanket.
A few minutes later, Thomas (aka Gerbil) looked over at me and the blanket and he was just watching me crochet. Then he asked, "Is that for a class?" I replied, "No. It's for a baby." And he was like, "You're having a baby?!" I laughed and I said, "Yeah. But I'm not really sure who the father is... there were a lot of guys at the party that night." *dripping with sarcasm*
Last night, I kinda figured that someone might end up asking me if I was pregnant... but I didn't expect them to be that...shocked/serious when they asked! It was wonderful... I thoroughly enjoyed that. The look on his face and the tone in his voice (one of surprise) made it all the more wonderful!

I didn't expect that one!

Today, Sam and I were in the game room, like we always are before our classes start. We were talking to Foster and Kristen, brother and sister, who I met through Sam. Foster was in the middle of telling us how much of a bitch his last girlfriend had been when the maintenance guy turned on the vaccuum. So, since we couldn't hear what he was saying, he proceeded to move his mouth with the words and act out parts of what he was saying. When the vaccuum turned on, I looked away from him, assuming that he would stop talking and wait for the guy to finish before continuing. I just happened to catch some movement out of the corner of my eye coming from his direction, so I glance over at him. I do this just in time to see him humping the air... apparently he was showing us what his girlfriend did without him while they were dating, but I think he just wanted to hump the air... that's my opinion. So,... I was left with a mental image that will probably haunt me for the rest of my life. "thanks Foster!" *stabs self in the eyes, trying to remove the image, but fails*

Crappy Day

I hate the fact that my dad is in college, too. He always has homework and he thinks that it should come before everything else. I remember several times last year when he would yell at us if we walked through the living room and a floor board creaked when we were passing through. It wasn't exactly like that, but he expected us to stop living in our house when he had homework to do.
Today, he's supposedly going to be too busy with homework to do anything for dinner, so he wants me to make something. I said that we can have leftovers, because I don't feel like making anything. All I wanted to do today was relax... but, apparently I can't do that. And, I was watching TV in the living room, and he asked me if I could watch it upstairs. I went upstairs, but I don't see why he can't use his freaking desk to do homework at!... that's what it's there for!I mean, I have homework, too... but I don't have to be pissy with everyone because of it!
I'm probably just over-reacting, but it really pisses me off when he does this kind of crap. I'm just really stressed out with college stuff... so I guess that I'm easily pissed off. Maybe I need to smack someone around for a little while?.. maybe that will alleviate some of my stress?... and it would probably make me feel so much better!

My Next Pet

After looking over the last few months and all of the problems that I've had with my animals in the past, and recently... such as my hamsters escaping from their cages and Bandit getting out of the house. After reviewing all of these experiences, I've decided that I don't want to get another animal unless it's really freaking awesome! They're just too much work, and I don't think I'm willing to add more responsibility to my already full plate, unless I'm being responsible for the most awesome animal I've ever had. So, I was thinking about what kind of animal would be awesome enough. I like snakes, but I could never feed one, and they've been done before.. lots of people have snakes. Hedgehogs are interesting... but I already know someone who has one, so it's not original enough. I've wanted a chinchilla for a long time, but they need lots of space to zip around, so, since I don't have a spare room to give one, I've decided that having one and caging it up would be cruel, so, no chinchilla for me... yet. ;)
As I'm sitting there, running through all of the animals in my head that I've never had, I come across the idea of having a squirrel. Squirrels are cool, and they're cute and fluffy, and most people don't have pet squirrels. So, a squirrel was definately at the top of my list. Then, my mind wandered to a cartoon on albinoblacksheep.com that Brittany showed me, and I decided what my next animal would have to be.... I would have to have a fiery squirrel! It would have to be able to engulf itself in flames and make people face his FIERY SQUIRRELY WRATH (fwah fwah fwah) ... especially stupid people who need their balls cut off!
Unfortunately, I will probably never come across such a squirrel, which makes me really sad, but I'm sure I will get over it. Maybe I will just have to settle for a regular squirrel?... or, maybe I can get a flying squirrel. That would be awesome! So, if I'm ever ready to have another animal, it's probably gonna be a flying squirrel. Unfortunately, it will have to wait until I have a place of my own, because I don't have anywhere for the squirrel to fly/run around... and again, caging it up all the time would be unfriendly.