I've decided that the only reason to drag your lazy ass out of bed and go to college every day is that there is always the prospect of getting free food, or just free stuff, but mostly it's the free food. For instance, yesterday, they were giving away free Red Bull and pizza, even though I missed it and I was pissed! I could have used a Red Bull yesterday so bad! And today, they had some comedians performing in the courtyard and they were giving away free hotdogs and chips. I got free lunch today... which is nice because I can use that lunch money for another day, which means that I can potentially have more pocket money later on... but, probably not because I'm a poor college student. That's another reason why free food is great... because they will feed you sometimes and you don't have waste your money on cafeteria food, which is ok, but it's not that impressive.
I should be going to class every day so that I can learn all the stuff for the quizes and tests and stuff, but, no. I go to college for the free food. I'm still really mad that I didn't get any Red Bull! Not that I'm bitter or anything, but... I kindof am. ;) Maybe I'll bring my Rip It to school with me tomorrow?... that would possibly help me stay awake in History... that would be especially good since I have a quiz. doy de doy.
I don't like school...and it's getting harder and harder to find the free food. We have meal plan swipes that sometimes seem like a rip off. And I am so glad that I don't have a history class, cause I would definately fall asleep.
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